Lovely Lady Lump

Theatre Season
Friday, October 6, 2017 - 8:00pm
Lighthouse Studio

Adults $35.00

65 minutes, no interval - Warnings: Nudity within context, occasional strong coarse language

“Let me start by telling you I’m ok. I’m just in a small situation involving a pesky cancer tumour in my left nork, but I’m not dying and I’m the luckiest person in the entire world.”

Jokes, truths, and frank insight flow from Melbourne comic and breast cancer survivor, Lana Schwarcz.

“Everyone hates cancer. Good. Let’s hate it together with gags, animated projections, and some of the characters you might meet along the way.”

For anyone who has ever found themselves lying awake at night worrying about life, this hilarious, poignant performance highlights our ability to take the power back from our fears if we just laugh at them. Or, at least, with them.

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