Technical Difficulties - Online Ticket Purchasing

Dear Customers,

We are experiencing some technical difficulties with our online ticketing system, and some customers may not be able to access the system.
If you are unable to access this system, please contact our Box Office (03 5559 4999) during open hours.

Our Box Office will be open:
Saturday 24th February: 7pm to 8.30pm
Monday 26th February: from 9.30am

We apologise for any inconvenience

Lovely Lady Lump

Friday, October 6, 2017 - 8:00pm
Lighthouse Studio
65 minutes, no interval - Warnings: Nudity within context, occasional strong coarse language

“Let me start by telling you I’m ok. I’m just in a small situation involving a pesky cancer tumour in my left nork, but I’m not dying and I’m the luckiest person in the entire world.”

Jokes, truths, and frank insight flow from Melbourne comic and breast cancer survivor, Lana Schwarcz.

“Everyone hates cancer. Good. Let’s hate it together with gags, animated projections, and some of the characters you might meet along the way.”

For anyone who has ever found themselves lying awake at night worrying about life, this hilarious, poignant performance highlights our ability to take the power back from our fears if we just laugh at them. Or, at least, with them.

Adults $35.00

Lighthouse Theatre are the only authorised seller of tickets for this event. Please be aware that the Lighthouse Theatre has no obligation to honour tickets purchased via unauthorised re-sellers. If you attend the Event with a ticket purchased via an unauthorised re-seller such as Ticketmaster Resale, Viagogo, Ticketbis, Queen of Tickets, eBay, Gumtree, Tickets Australia or otherwise, you may be refused entry to the Event.